Charlie's hair is growing like crazy, but it is blonde so you really can't see it unless you are close to him. Most of his hair is growing in the back so he has a semi-mullet working. When he gets hot and sweating his mullet begins to curl up. He really rocks that Billy Ray Cyrus do pretty well.
One day we were at my cousins house and I called Charlie's curls his "Duck Tail". My cousin, who is 4 years old, began calling his mullet "duck feathers". She misinterpreted what I had said about his hair, but it is absolutely adorable so I just let it go and laughed.
I mentioned the idea of trimming his hair so that he didn't look so 90s Billy Ray-ish, but that was shot down immediately by the hens in the coope (my wife and mother). The poor boy looks like a little old man with a bad comb-over. I just want to make him look decent.
All of the ladies say "He looks so adorable. We want him to have long hair." Now, you have all seen my head. I am always wearing my hair high and tight. I can not stand the feeling of hair on my ears or neck. Apparently Charlie does not like the feeling either because he is always rubbing the back of head in a manner that resembles, "Get this dang stuff off of my neck!"
Just be patient Buddy. One day while Mommy is out and about, I will trim it for you.
Then probably get served with divorce papers. I better just leave it alone.
All of the ladies say "He looks so adorable. We want him to have long hair." Now, you have all seen my head. I am always wearing my hair high and tight. I can not stand the feeling of hair on my ears or neck. Apparently Charlie does not like the feeling either because he is always rubbing the back of head in a manner that resembles, "Get this dang stuff off of my neck!"
Just be patient Buddy. One day while Mommy is out and about, I will trim it for you.
Then probably get served with divorce papers. I better just leave it alone.
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