This will give you an idea of the random thoughts that spin around in my head.
1-If at first you don't succeed, dust yourself off and try again.
2-If at first SHE doesn't hear you, please repeat yourself in a loving voice. An elevated voice will make her think that you are mad and she will get mad at you for no reason.
3-If at first HE doesn't hear you, he heard you, but is acting like he didn't hoping that you will be distracted within the next few seconds and forget that you asked him to do something.
4-If at first you can't remember, just wait a few hours. It will come to you when you no longer need the information.
5-If at first you call her Princess, just wait a few years. She will start to believe that she really is a princess of your enchanted house and you will become nothing more than her servant.
6-If at first you call him Stud Muffin, he will instantly be convinced that he is built like Arnold Schwarzenegger and that every woman sees him as a stud muffin. This will continue until death and he will be sure to remind you everyday that he is the sexiest man on the face of the planet. (Warning: Women may use this tactic to their advantage. Please reference point #3.)
7-If at first it looks like fun, wait until the instructor says, "Please connect all five harness points."
8-If at first you think that you can still play sports like you did when you were in High School, just wait until tomorrow. Your body will remind you that it still has muscles. They will be sore and stiff.
9-If at first your old suit does not fit, do not force it. (Gentleman, please reference #6.)
10-If at first you did not share this blog with someone, please do it now.
1-If at first you don't succeed, dust yourself off and try again.
2-If at first SHE doesn't hear you, please repeat yourself in a loving voice. An elevated voice will make her think that you are mad and she will get mad at you for no reason.
3-If at first HE doesn't hear you, he heard you, but is acting like he didn't hoping that you will be distracted within the next few seconds and forget that you asked him to do something.
4-If at first you can't remember, just wait a few hours. It will come to you when you no longer need the information.
5-If at first you call her Princess, just wait a few years. She will start to believe that she really is a princess of your enchanted house and you will become nothing more than her servant.
6-If at first you call him Stud Muffin, he will instantly be convinced that he is built like Arnold Schwarzenegger and that every woman sees him as a stud muffin. This will continue until death and he will be sure to remind you everyday that he is the sexiest man on the face of the planet. (Warning: Women may use this tactic to their advantage. Please reference point #3.)
7-If at first it looks like fun, wait until the instructor says, "Please connect all five harness points."
8-If at first you think that you can still play sports like you did when you were in High School, just wait until tomorrow. Your body will remind you that it still has muscles. They will be sore and stiff.
9-If at first your old suit does not fit, do not force it. (Gentleman, please reference #6.)
10-If at first you did not share this blog with someone, please do it now.
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