If you have not yet, grab a copy of my book. There are several formats that you may choose from when you order. The Hoppy Show: Charlie Chronicles is also available as an ebook on the iphone and ipad.
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
The Demon!
I wrote this a while ago and thought that I would share it. I may publish it in my upcoming book. It is a pretty dark poem, but dark poems made Edgar Allen Poe famous.
Darkness approaches and night sets in,
The evil things lurk attempting to draw you in,
They feed on your heart and feed on your mind,
Leaving your body a tattered peeled rind.
Your thoughts are adrift and your soul is torn,
Beware of this monster or you will be scorned,
The harder you fight, the stonger it grows,
Feeding on your pain, pushing you below.
You can feel its claws deep in your bowels,
You can feel it's teeth piercing your brain,
Why does a demon named Love,
Cause us so much pain?
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Summertime Safety!
The summer season is officially here. Children are on summer break, pools are open and the temperature is HOT! There has already been a drowning reported in our area. I think that it is time to review some safety tips.
Prevention is the first step to having a safe and fun summer break. Jamie always says that I am over cautious, but my mind works differently than most peoples. I am always in prevention mode.
Please submit links in the comments to fun summer activities in your area.
Prevention is the first step to having a safe and fun summer break. Jamie always says that I am over cautious, but my mind works differently than most peoples. I am always in prevention mode.
- Children need to wear helmets when riding bikes. Bike accidents are very common for children. Protect their melon and slap on a few elbow pads and knee pads while you are at it.
- No matter what age your child is make sure that you tell them the rules when around a pool or body of water. Be aware of your surroundings. Know where your children are and where the hazards might be.
- If your child is swimming always swim with them or make sure that you can see them. DO NOT SWIM ALONE!
- Sunscreen is very important for all ages. We don't want our children to be miserable because they have a sunburn.
- Take a CPR class. CPR can be taught to anyone. I have taught several children CPR and most of the time they pay more attention and retain more information than the adults. CPR saves lives. Be ready for anything.
- Do not spend extended periods of time in the heat. Stay hydrated and cool. Heat emergencies can be avoided by limiting time in extreme temperatures. Drink a lot of water.
Please submit links in the comments to fun summer activities in your area.
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Just Looking!
I had a few customers that came in today that were "just looking" that left in a new vehicle. What makes us say we are "just looking" when we are shopping? Are we afraid that the salesperson is going to talk us into something that we don't want or are we afraid that he or she is going to take all of our money for the product that we have every intention of buying? Even as a salesperson I find myself saying that I am "just looking" when the sales person approaches. I think to myself "I am just like any other customer."
I wish that poeple would just come in and say "I want a 2012 Camry XLE with Entune." I would say "Great! I have several. Which one do you want?" and we would be done. Wishful thinking. Customers are terrified of sales people. They talk fast, use a lot of fancy jargon and are usually very convincing. (Insert smile and wink!) Sales people, especially Toyota sales people, are full of knoweledge about the product or products that you are "just looking" at. They are very willing to let you know everything about their products. Just ask a simple question and you will become a Toyota expert in minutes.
Most people come to the lot, say that they are "just looking" when you introduce yourself and 2 seconds later ask you a question. I find this hilarious. We feel like we have to put up a wall, but we are going to peek out through the little hole and ask you a question. Slowly the wall comes down and everything rolls along smoothly then comes the question. (Whispers behind you from the wife) "Honey...Honey, he is going to ask us if we want to buy this car! I thought that we were just looking?" The husband, "Uh, Sir, we are not buying anything today, but we would like to see the numbers." 2 hours later wife thanks husband for new car. (Insert wink and smile!)
Next time you go shopping pay attention to the first thing that you say when a salesperson approaches you. If you do not say "I'm just looking", you might catch the saleperson off guard and screw up his whole day. "They didn't say just looking? What do I do now?"
I wish that poeple would just come in and say "I want a 2012 Camry XLE with Entune." I would say "Great! I have several. Which one do you want?" and we would be done. Wishful thinking. Customers are terrified of sales people. They talk fast, use a lot of fancy jargon and are usually very convincing. (Insert smile and wink!) Sales people, especially Toyota sales people, are full of knoweledge about the product or products that you are "just looking" at. They are very willing to let you know everything about their products. Just ask a simple question and you will become a Toyota expert in minutes.
Most people come to the lot, say that they are "just looking" when you introduce yourself and 2 seconds later ask you a question. I find this hilarious. We feel like we have to put up a wall, but we are going to peek out through the little hole and ask you a question. Slowly the wall comes down and everything rolls along smoothly then comes the question. (Whispers behind you from the wife) "Honey...Honey, he is going to ask us if we want to buy this car! I thought that we were just looking?" The husband, "Uh, Sir, we are not buying anything today, but we would like to see the numbers." 2 hours later wife thanks husband for new car. (Insert wink and smile!)
Next time you go shopping pay attention to the first thing that you say when a salesperson approaches you. If you do not say "I'm just looking", you might catch the saleperson off guard and screw up his whole day. "They didn't say just looking? What do I do now?"
Friday, May 25, 2012
Frisbee/ Disc Golf!
My brother-in-law and I have been playing some serious frisbee golf this year. We try to make it to the courses in the area as often as we can. Frisbee also known as disc golf, is a great game that is inexpensive and a lot of fun. Anyone in any age group can enjoy this sport that is rapidly growing in popularity.
Lately mine and Lonnie's (brother-in-law) better halves have been complaining because we play too much. We try to come up with sneaky ways to get them to go with us, but it rarely works. We have tried the "Let's take Charlie to the park" scheme. It worked pretty well the first time, but has not been a great success recently. Our tactic yesterday was the "lets get snow cones and go to the park". That was a fail.
We decided to respect the wishes of our women and spent most of the day with them and our family. Lonnie and I had a major itch to throw frisbees so we went into the back yard to practice our throwing techniques. Lonnie launched a disc that landed behind the shed. While I was retrieveing the disc I discovered several small poles that would be great for targets to aim at. We set up one pole and took a few shots at it when the greatest idea in history came to us!
We decided to setup a full disc golf course in the back yard. We started with three holes and after adding a few tiki torches to the mix, we ended up with a full 9 hole course. Brilliant! We can spend time with our women and play some intermittent disc golf all in the same place. The course is much shorter and less difficult than a regulation course however, the pool and several large trees add a few hazards that we have to avoid. The women were very excited that we had come up with a solution to their problem. Atleast they acted like they were excited and happy that we had thought about their "feelings".
Lonnie and I were discing it up for several hours in the back yard last night. We almost made it through hole 7 when I had to put Charlie to bed. No problem. The convenience of our new course allowed us to be available for requests that we were summonsed for. We didn't have to carry a cooler for drinks, we didn't have worry about our shoes getting sticky in a run down porta potty and in a few days if we get hot we can jump in the pool. It is going to be a great summer.
Will someone please remind me to pull the poles out of the yard before my father-in-law mows? He may not be happy when he sees what we created in his backyard. Don't tell him that we ordered flood lights.
Lately mine and Lonnie's (brother-in-law) better halves have been complaining because we play too much. We try to come up with sneaky ways to get them to go with us, but it rarely works. We have tried the "Let's take Charlie to the park" scheme. It worked pretty well the first time, but has not been a great success recently. Our tactic yesterday was the "lets get snow cones and go to the park". That was a fail.
We decided to respect the wishes of our women and spent most of the day with them and our family. Lonnie and I had a major itch to throw frisbees so we went into the back yard to practice our throwing techniques. Lonnie launched a disc that landed behind the shed. While I was retrieveing the disc I discovered several small poles that would be great for targets to aim at. We set up one pole and took a few shots at it when the greatest idea in history came to us!
We decided to setup a full disc golf course in the back yard. We started with three holes and after adding a few tiki torches to the mix, we ended up with a full 9 hole course. Brilliant! We can spend time with our women and play some intermittent disc golf all in the same place. The course is much shorter and less difficult than a regulation course however, the pool and several large trees add a few hazards that we have to avoid. The women were very excited that we had come up with a solution to their problem. Atleast they acted like they were excited and happy that we had thought about their "feelings".
Lonnie and I were discing it up for several hours in the back yard last night. We almost made it through hole 7 when I had to put Charlie to bed. No problem. The convenience of our new course allowed us to be available for requests that we were summonsed for. We didn't have to carry a cooler for drinks, we didn't have worry about our shoes getting sticky in a run down porta potty and in a few days if we get hot we can jump in the pool. It is going to be a great summer.
Will someone please remind me to pull the poles out of the yard before my father-in-law mows? He may not be happy when he sees what we created in his backyard. Don't tell him that we ordered flood lights.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Writing Contest!
When I was in school, writing was an important part of our curriculum. I have been out of school for some time now and do not have a child in school so I was wondering if writing is still a major focus in the curriculum. Writing is a great way to let your imagination grow and share your thoughts with other people. Who knows, you may write the next New York Times Bestseller.
I am proposing a writing contest. Here are the rules and entry guidelines.
I am proposing a writing contest. Here are the rules and entry guidelines.
- Entries will be grouped by age groups. The groups will be age 5-12 years old, 13-18 years old, 18 and up. Please include your first name, last initial and age with your entry.
- There will be one winner from each age group. I will post the entries on the Contest page on my blog and the readers will vote on the entries to determine the winners.
- Entries must be original. No plagiarism! Please give credit if you use a quote or passage from someone elses writing.
- Please limit your entry to 1,000 words or less. You may include a picture.
- Stories and posts will be reviewed for content before being posted. No profanity or adult content will be accepted.
- PARENTS DO NOT HELP WRITE YOUR CHILDS STORY! You may assist with spelling and grammar, but let them write what they want to write.
- The contest starts 5/24/12 and entries will be accepted until 6/7/12. Voting will begin on 6/8/12 and continue until 6/14/12
- Entries should be submitted to thscontest@insightbb.com.
- Good Luck and have fun.
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Appreciation!
Appreciation: gratitude, recognition, the act of estimating the qualities of things and giving them their proper value.
What is the value of the non-concrete things in your life? What is the value of your family to you? How about your friends? Do you appreciate the things that people do for you?
We sometimes forget to let people know that we appreciate the role that they play in our life or the things that they do for us. I am here to announce to the world the appreciation that I have for my wife. She sometimes thinks that I do not appreciate what she does for Charlie and I, but I do. I may not always remember to stop for a second and say, "Hey, thank you for all that you do Babe.", but I am right now.
Humans are needy. They need feedback. They need to know that they are appreciated. I make sure that Jamie notices when I empty the dishwasher so that I can elicit a response of appreciation. We need to know that our actions have a value to someone else even if they are simple things that we should do on a regular basis without being told or asked to do.
Appreciation is a small thing that can make a huge difference. A simple thank you can mean the world to someone. It does not have to have a dollar value to be noticed. I work a lot of hours to earn the income that my family needs. A simple thank you from Jamie means a lot to me. It lets me know that she understands that I am doing everything that I can to keep her at home with Charlie. Jamie cleans the house and does the laundry on top of taking care of Charlie. I am sure that a simple thank you from me has the same effect on her.
Take a second to think of someone that has done something for you recently or everyday to make your life better. Call them up or send them a card and let them know that you appreciate their effort. We take a lot for granted and become complacent. We often overlook the everyday activities that people do to help us out or make our day a little better.
One day the world maybe a better place if everyone shows a little more appreciation.
What is the value of the non-concrete things in your life? What is the value of your family to you? How about your friends? Do you appreciate the things that people do for you?
We sometimes forget to let people know that we appreciate the role that they play in our life or the things that they do for us. I am here to announce to the world the appreciation that I have for my wife. She sometimes thinks that I do not appreciate what she does for Charlie and I, but I do. I may not always remember to stop for a second and say, "Hey, thank you for all that you do Babe.", but I am right now.
Humans are needy. They need feedback. They need to know that they are appreciated. I make sure that Jamie notices when I empty the dishwasher so that I can elicit a response of appreciation. We need to know that our actions have a value to someone else even if they are simple things that we should do on a regular basis without being told or asked to do.
Appreciation is a small thing that can make a huge difference. A simple thank you can mean the world to someone. It does not have to have a dollar value to be noticed. I work a lot of hours to earn the income that my family needs. A simple thank you from Jamie means a lot to me. It lets me know that she understands that I am doing everything that I can to keep her at home with Charlie. Jamie cleans the house and does the laundry on top of taking care of Charlie. I am sure that a simple thank you from me has the same effect on her.
Take a second to think of someone that has done something for you recently or everyday to make your life better. Call them up or send them a card and let them know that you appreciate their effort. We take a lot for granted and become complacent. We often overlook the everyday activities that people do to help us out or make our day a little better.
One day the world maybe a better place if everyone shows a little more appreciation.
Monday, May 21, 2012
My First Book!
The Hoppy Show by www.thehoppyshow.blogspot.com | Make Your Own Book
Check out my first book! It is a compilation of some of my most popular blogs. I hope that you enjoy it.
Hopefully this is just the beginning of my writing career!
Check out my first book! It is a compilation of some of my most popular blogs. I hope that you enjoy it.
Hopefully this is just the beginning of my writing career!
Saturday, May 19, 2012
How do I get more views on my blog?
I have been blogging for a few months now and I have published 78 posts. I have noticed an increase in traffic since the beginning of 2012 however, I would like to reach more readers. My goal for the next 3 months is to triple my views and followers.
Do you enjoy reading my posts? If, so, feel free to share them on facebook, twitter, Google + or any other social media outlet. Can you relate to my posts? Please let me know. Feedback is appreciated. Do you know someone else that may relate to my posts or get a good laugh out of some of them? Direct them to the site.
Hypothetical question: If I combined my most popular posts into a book that you could sit on your coffee table for a conversation piece, would you buy it? Would you atleast put it in your bathroom reading section? I would love to go to someone's house and see my book on their coffee table.
One of the best parts about this blog is that it is absolutely free to you. Would I like to be paid for the work that I put in to managing my blog? Ofcourse I would. Who doesn't want to earn money for their efforts? Volunteering in your community for the greater good does not count. Most of us have a heart and are willing to share it. Followers are as good as currency to me. More exposure equals more readers, more readers should equal more followers and more followers equals a big smile on my face.
It only takes a few minutes to create a Google account and follow The Hoppy Show. Most of my traffic currently comes from The Hoppy Show page on Facebook. It only takes a second to click like and share. You never know when I might post a give away! There might just be a giveaway for the celebration of my 100th post?
What should I giveaway? Gift cards, books, gym memberships....? Let me know what you would like to win.
Thank you to everyone for your support of The Hoppy Show.
Follow us on Facebook and Twitter.
Do you enjoy reading my posts? If, so, feel free to share them on facebook, twitter, Google + or any other social media outlet. Can you relate to my posts? Please let me know. Feedback is appreciated. Do you know someone else that may relate to my posts or get a good laugh out of some of them? Direct them to the site.
Hypothetical question: If I combined my most popular posts into a book that you could sit on your coffee table for a conversation piece, would you buy it? Would you atleast put it in your bathroom reading section? I would love to go to someone's house and see my book on their coffee table.
One of the best parts about this blog is that it is absolutely free to you. Would I like to be paid for the work that I put in to managing my blog? Ofcourse I would. Who doesn't want to earn money for their efforts? Volunteering in your community for the greater good does not count. Most of us have a heart and are willing to share it. Followers are as good as currency to me. More exposure equals more readers, more readers should equal more followers and more followers equals a big smile on my face.
It only takes a few minutes to create a Google account and follow The Hoppy Show. Most of my traffic currently comes from The Hoppy Show page on Facebook. It only takes a second to click like and share. You never know when I might post a give away! There might just be a giveaway for the celebration of my 100th post?
What should I giveaway? Gift cards, books, gym memberships....? Let me know what you would like to win.
Thank you to everyone for your support of The Hoppy Show.
Follow us on Facebook and Twitter.
Friday, May 18, 2012
Baby Dedication!
Sunday is Baby Dedication day at our church. Charlie will be prayed over and blessed by the congregation. It will be a wonderful day in the life of our child. He may not understand what is happening, but I am sure that he will enjoy all of the attention that he will receive.
As we raise our child and dedicate his life to Christ and ask for his blessing over Charlie I hope that I can hold up my end of the deal to raise him as a Godly man. I hope that he understands the power of prayer and uses it to get through any troubles that may arise in his life. I hope that he learns that with God, anything is possible. I have been praying that Charlie's teeth will come in so that we can get through this rough patch of decreased sleeping and increased fussiness.
I hope that Charlie looks up to me and that I set the proper example for him to be a good person. I am sure that there will be times that he will be a smart a** know it all, but that comes with every teen boy. I just hope that throughout his life he remembers the little lessons that will be taught. How to love and respect others, using his manners like a gentleman and how to find a rich wife to take care of him.
Fatherhood so far has been a blast. I wouldn't trade it for anything. I could go for about 4 or 5 more children. I hear that boys are pretty easy, but girls on the other hand...sheesh! I am almost afraid to imagine the terror that they bring when they are 13 going on 30. I would still like to have a "Daddy's Girl". Charlie has been pretty easy and I hope that he stays that way. Hopefully he is not like I was when I was in my teens. I am surprised that I am still alive from all of the sarcastic remarks I made and the attitude that I carried.
I will do my best to make sure that Charlie is very polite, chivalrous, respectful and loving. I hope that he is honorable and full of integrity. I pray that he does great things in his life and one day becomes President of the United States.
As we dedicate and bless Charlie on Sunday I will be praying for the wisdom to guide him in the right direction that will give him the best opportunity to do anything that he wants in his life. Hopefully he goes pro in the NFL and Daddy can get some season tickets!
As we raise our child and dedicate his life to Christ and ask for his blessing over Charlie I hope that I can hold up my end of the deal to raise him as a Godly man. I hope that he understands the power of prayer and uses it to get through any troubles that may arise in his life. I hope that he learns that with God, anything is possible. I have been praying that Charlie's teeth will come in so that we can get through this rough patch of decreased sleeping and increased fussiness.
I hope that Charlie looks up to me and that I set the proper example for him to be a good person. I am sure that there will be times that he will be a smart a** know it all, but that comes with every teen boy. I just hope that throughout his life he remembers the little lessons that will be taught. How to love and respect others, using his manners like a gentleman and how to find a rich wife to take care of him.
Fatherhood so far has been a blast. I wouldn't trade it for anything. I could go for about 4 or 5 more children. I hear that boys are pretty easy, but girls on the other hand...sheesh! I am almost afraid to imagine the terror that they bring when they are 13 going on 30. I would still like to have a "Daddy's Girl". Charlie has been pretty easy and I hope that he stays that way. Hopefully he is not like I was when I was in my teens. I am surprised that I am still alive from all of the sarcastic remarks I made and the attitude that I carried.
I will do my best to make sure that Charlie is very polite, chivalrous, respectful and loving. I hope that he is honorable and full of integrity. I pray that he does great things in his life and one day becomes President of the United States.
As we dedicate and bless Charlie on Sunday I will be praying for the wisdom to guide him in the right direction that will give him the best opportunity to do anything that he wants in his life. Hopefully he goes pro in the NFL and Daddy can get some season tickets!
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Taking a Break!
I started to write a post today and as I was reading through it I realized that it was a bunch of negative crap. I don't want to be another news station blasting all of the negative stuff in the world. I want to bring you fun and inspiration that helps get you through the negative times. Most of the negative stuff was about working too much and not having enough time to just relax. Today I am going to take a break and collect my thoughts. I'm sorry that I don't have any funny stories for you today.
Take a few minutes to enjoy your family and friends and reflect on your hopes and dreams.
Take a few minutes to enjoy your family and friends and reflect on your hopes and dreams.
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Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Charlie the Drummer!
I woke up yesterday morning to a cute little smiling face laying next to me in bed. It looked innocent and very happy to see me. I was happy to see him too, but it was way too early to be as excited as Charlie was. Atleast he knows that morning time is quiet time. He will sing a soft song all morning long until you take him downstairs then it is game on with the loud echoing of newly discovered screeching and growling.
As I laid in bed waking up to start the day Charlie laid next to me telling me all about his dreams. As his stories continued I drifted in and out of twilight. I guess that he was not happy that I was not getting up to play with him because he started beating on my chest like I was a drum. He made a tight fist and used it like a sledge hammer. "Bam, Bam, Bam!" He was relentless. I should have called to report parent abuse. He must have enjoyed beating up Daddy because he was laughing away. What a bully.
There was no going back to sleep now. I got up and took Charlie down to his swing and I laid back down on the couch. The old sleeper spell had worn off. Charlie was ready to get the day rocking. He did not want to sleep and he did not want Daddy to sleep either. The screeching and growling started. You would have thought that a hawk was swooping through the living room attacking a bear. Ecstatic about his new found sound effects, Charlie would chuckle after a few minutes of noise making. The process was repeated several times throughout the morning.
Finally Charlie had wore himself out performing his show and his growls turned into low rumbles which is an indication that he is about to fall asleep. He has been fighting his sleep lately and wants to be cuddled due to his teeth coming in. I got him out of the swing and laid with him on the couch. He must have thought that it was drummer time again. "Bam, Bam, Bam!" I am surprised that I do not have bruises on my arm and chest from him beating on me. He is incredibly strong for a 5 month old. The beating continued for about five minutes and he finally fell asleep. Daddy was not far behind. We took a good 45 minute nap.
"Bam, Bam, Bam!" I am awake Daddy! Well, atleast he let me get a nap.
As I laid in bed waking up to start the day Charlie laid next to me telling me all about his dreams. As his stories continued I drifted in and out of twilight. I guess that he was not happy that I was not getting up to play with him because he started beating on my chest like I was a drum. He made a tight fist and used it like a sledge hammer. "Bam, Bam, Bam!" He was relentless. I should have called to report parent abuse. He must have enjoyed beating up Daddy because he was laughing away. What a bully.
There was no going back to sleep now. I got up and took Charlie down to his swing and I laid back down on the couch. The old sleeper spell had worn off. Charlie was ready to get the day rocking. He did not want to sleep and he did not want Daddy to sleep either. The screeching and growling started. You would have thought that a hawk was swooping through the living room attacking a bear. Ecstatic about his new found sound effects, Charlie would chuckle after a few minutes of noise making. The process was repeated several times throughout the morning.
Finally Charlie had wore himself out performing his show and his growls turned into low rumbles which is an indication that he is about to fall asleep. He has been fighting his sleep lately and wants to be cuddled due to his teeth coming in. I got him out of the swing and laid with him on the couch. He must have thought that it was drummer time again. "Bam, Bam, Bam!" I am surprised that I do not have bruises on my arm and chest from him beating on me. He is incredibly strong for a 5 month old. The beating continued for about five minutes and he finally fell asleep. Daddy was not far behind. We took a good 45 minute nap.
"Bam, Bam, Bam!" I am awake Daddy! Well, atleast he let me get a nap.
Monday, May 14, 2012
Nivea Lotion!
For Mother's Day Jamie received a basket of goodies from my mom. The basket included several items, razors lotion and what not. Jamie brought the basket into the living room to see all of the items that were in the basket and decided to apply some of her new lotion. Lonnie and Kylie were with us and they too wanted some lotion for their dry skin.
I turned down the offer of lotion for my skin because I am a man and I like rough skin. All three of them took a turn to smell the lotion and were amazed at the wonderful smell. They each took a generous amount of lotion in their hand and began to apply it to them selves. They just could not get over the very aromatic fragrance. I thought it smelled good and I usually do not care for lotions and fragrances.
The three Lotioneers were having a ball rubbing the lotion on their arms, legs and neck. "This is very smooth and moisturizing!" exclaimed Jamie. Kylie agreed and they continued their lotion party. I started to feel very unmanly with this female ritual taking place around me. I started to think to myself, "Should I get some lotion too? Lonnie is using it. Nah, lotion feels weird on my skin."
Everyone was all lotioned up and Lonnie and I were about to continue our death and destruction on Call of Duty when all three of the Lotioneers got a weird look on their face. They looked at their skin and it started to feel very sticky. Lonnie said, "This is some weird lotion." Jamie grabbed the bottle and noticed that it was body wash. All three of them ran to the sink to wash off this "wonderful lotion". I almost peed myself laughing and thanked them for another wonderful blog idea.
Don't judge your lotion by the scent. Read the label and follow the instructions on the bottle.
I turned down the offer of lotion for my skin because I am a man and I like rough skin. All three of them took a turn to smell the lotion and were amazed at the wonderful smell. They each took a generous amount of lotion in their hand and began to apply it to them selves. They just could not get over the very aromatic fragrance. I thought it smelled good and I usually do not care for lotions and fragrances.
The three Lotioneers were having a ball rubbing the lotion on their arms, legs and neck. "This is very smooth and moisturizing!" exclaimed Jamie. Kylie agreed and they continued their lotion party. I started to feel very unmanly with this female ritual taking place around me. I started to think to myself, "Should I get some lotion too? Lonnie is using it. Nah, lotion feels weird on my skin."
Everyone was all lotioned up and Lonnie and I were about to continue our death and destruction on Call of Duty when all three of the Lotioneers got a weird look on their face. They looked at their skin and it started to feel very sticky. Lonnie said, "This is some weird lotion." Jamie grabbed the bottle and noticed that it was body wash. All three of them ran to the sink to wash off this "wonderful lotion". I almost peed myself laughing and thanked them for another wonderful blog idea.
Don't judge your lotion by the scent. Read the label and follow the instructions on the bottle.
Saturday, May 12, 2012
Happy Mother's Day!
Today is a day to celebrate the mothers in the world. Most of us will show our appreciation to our biological mother, some will show their appreciation to their mother-in-law, others will show their appreciation to the mother figure in their life. I have one of every kind so I have a lot of appreciating to do.
It doesn't matter if a woman gave birth to you for her to be called your mother. My definition of a mother is a woman that you share a bond with that makes you feel like she could or should be called your mother. You could have another family member that raised you or you spent a lot of time with throughout your life. Maybe you stayed with a family friend as a child and that person is like a mother figure to you.
The bottom line is that we should show our appreciation for what they all do in our lives. Mothers show us love, answer our difficult questions, fix our boo-boos and mend our broken hearts. They bake us cookies, cover us in lipstick and hug us just a little too tight sometimes. They read us stories before we went to bed, taught us how to pray and always listened to our imaginative stories. They keep us safe, support our dreams and would defend us to the death.
Give your mother a hug, give her a kiss, even if she is wearing too much lipstick and tell her that you love her and appreciate her. She still might bake you some cookies even though it is her day. If she doesn't, just ask Grandma.
It doesn't matter if a woman gave birth to you for her to be called your mother. My definition of a mother is a woman that you share a bond with that makes you feel like she could or should be called your mother. You could have another family member that raised you or you spent a lot of time with throughout your life. Maybe you stayed with a family friend as a child and that person is like a mother figure to you.
The bottom line is that we should show our appreciation for what they all do in our lives. Mothers show us love, answer our difficult questions, fix our boo-boos and mend our broken hearts. They bake us cookies, cover us in lipstick and hug us just a little too tight sometimes. They read us stories before we went to bed, taught us how to pray and always listened to our imaginative stories. They keep us safe, support our dreams and would defend us to the death.
Give your mother a hug, give her a kiss, even if she is wearing too much lipstick and tell her that you love her and appreciate her. She still might bake you some cookies even though it is her day. If she doesn't, just ask Grandma.
The Birds!
My wife is terrified of birds. I don't know if she had a bad childhood experience with a trained attack falcon or what, but it is funny to watch her freakout when a bird is near. She thinks that they are all out to get her and that they will get stuck in her hair and eat her brains or something crazy like that.
Last night she began telling me a story about the birds that have taken up residency in our grill on the back patio. She said that the bird landed on the grill and started doing something wierd. She began demonstarting the birds actions and I just about peed my pants watching her. Let me see if I can paint this picture for you. Even if you do not have the exact picture I am sure that it will still be funy.
The bird began making a motion with its neck that looked like it was about to vomit. Its beak was wide open and all of a sudden one of the birds wings stretched out slowly. Jamie thought that the bird was seizing. Now imagine your significant other acting out this dramatic re-creation of a bird sitting on a perch with their mouth wide open, neck going all crazy like they are about to vomit and their arm sticking out to their side like a wing. Make sure the elbow is slightly bent and the wrist is contorted. I am still laughing.
Jamie suddenly stops the performance and says, "What do you think it was doing?" My response was, "Regurgitating to feed the babies." She said, "I am glad that I don't have to go through all of that to feed Charlie." I thought "Me too. He would probably freak out if he had to watch the performance that you just acted out."
She continued the story and a second bird had arrived to join the first bird. The second bird began the regurgitating dance. Jamie again acted out the actions of the second bird. It was very similar to the first performance, but may have been a bit more dramatic.
Jamie was inside the house while watching the birds do thier thing, but the screen door was not enough protection from these small harmless birds. She thought to herself, "Those birds are carrying STDs, and are about to peck their way through the screen door and attack me and Charlie." After a long period of laughing I finally caught my breath. I was about to ask how the birds caught the STDs, but I just let it go. That would just start a whole other conversation.
The story continued. After the thoughts of the birds coming in to the house through the screen door and attacking her and Charlie, she had convinced herself that it was about to happen. The birds were still doing the regurgitation dance and minding their own business trying to feed their babies. Jamie ran to the door and tapped on the glass sliding door and scared the birds away. The poor baby birds are now starving.
Last night she began telling me a story about the birds that have taken up residency in our grill on the back patio. She said that the bird landed on the grill and started doing something wierd. She began demonstarting the birds actions and I just about peed my pants watching her. Let me see if I can paint this picture for you. Even if you do not have the exact picture I am sure that it will still be funy.
The bird began making a motion with its neck that looked like it was about to vomit. Its beak was wide open and all of a sudden one of the birds wings stretched out slowly. Jamie thought that the bird was seizing. Now imagine your significant other acting out this dramatic re-creation of a bird sitting on a perch with their mouth wide open, neck going all crazy like they are about to vomit and their arm sticking out to their side like a wing. Make sure the elbow is slightly bent and the wrist is contorted. I am still laughing.
Jamie suddenly stops the performance and says, "What do you think it was doing?" My response was, "Regurgitating to feed the babies." She said, "I am glad that I don't have to go through all of that to feed Charlie." I thought "Me too. He would probably freak out if he had to watch the performance that you just acted out."
She continued the story and a second bird had arrived to join the first bird. The second bird began the regurgitating dance. Jamie again acted out the actions of the second bird. It was very similar to the first performance, but may have been a bit more dramatic.
Jamie was inside the house while watching the birds do thier thing, but the screen door was not enough protection from these small harmless birds. She thought to herself, "Those birds are carrying STDs, and are about to peck their way through the screen door and attack me and Charlie." After a long period of laughing I finally caught my breath. I was about to ask how the birds caught the STDs, but I just let it go. That would just start a whole other conversation.
The story continued. After the thoughts of the birds coming in to the house through the screen door and attacking her and Charlie, she had convinced herself that it was about to happen. The birds were still doing the regurgitation dance and minding their own business trying to feed their babies. Jamie ran to the door and tapped on the glass sliding door and scared the birds away. The poor baby birds are now starving.
Friday, May 11, 2012
If at first...!
This will give you an idea of the random thoughts that spin around in my head.
1-If at first you don't succeed, dust yourself off and try again.
2-If at first SHE doesn't hear you, please repeat yourself in a loving voice. An elevated voice will make her think that you are mad and she will get mad at you for no reason.
3-If at first HE doesn't hear you, he heard you, but is acting like he didn't hoping that you will be distracted within the next few seconds and forget that you asked him to do something.
4-If at first you can't remember, just wait a few hours. It will come to you when you no longer need the information.
5-If at first you call her Princess, just wait a few years. She will start to believe that she really is a princess of your enchanted house and you will become nothing more than her servant.
6-If at first you call him Stud Muffin, he will instantly be convinced that he is built like Arnold Schwarzenegger and that every woman sees him as a stud muffin. This will continue until death and he will be sure to remind you everyday that he is the sexiest man on the face of the planet. (Warning: Women may use this tactic to their advantage. Please reference point #3.)
7-If at first it looks like fun, wait until the instructor says, "Please connect all five harness points."
8-If at first you think that you can still play sports like you did when you were in High School, just wait until tomorrow. Your body will remind you that it still has muscles. They will be sore and stiff.
9-If at first your old suit does not fit, do not force it. (Gentleman, please reference #6.)
10-If at first you did not share this blog with someone, please do it now.
1-If at first you don't succeed, dust yourself off and try again.
2-If at first SHE doesn't hear you, please repeat yourself in a loving voice. An elevated voice will make her think that you are mad and she will get mad at you for no reason.
3-If at first HE doesn't hear you, he heard you, but is acting like he didn't hoping that you will be distracted within the next few seconds and forget that you asked him to do something.
4-If at first you can't remember, just wait a few hours. It will come to you when you no longer need the information.
5-If at first you call her Princess, just wait a few years. She will start to believe that she really is a princess of your enchanted house and you will become nothing more than her servant.
6-If at first you call him Stud Muffin, he will instantly be convinced that he is built like Arnold Schwarzenegger and that every woman sees him as a stud muffin. This will continue until death and he will be sure to remind you everyday that he is the sexiest man on the face of the planet. (Warning: Women may use this tactic to their advantage. Please reference point #3.)
7-If at first it looks like fun, wait until the instructor says, "Please connect all five harness points."
8-If at first you think that you can still play sports like you did when you were in High School, just wait until tomorrow. Your body will remind you that it still has muscles. They will be sore and stiff.
9-If at first your old suit does not fit, do not force it. (Gentleman, please reference #6.)
10-If at first you did not share this blog with someone, please do it now.
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Money Saving Tips!
I asked Jamie to write a guest blog to follow up with some more money saving tips. Depending on the response I may start a second blog that is strictly for financial and money saving tips. Here is what she has to say.
My husband asked me to be a “guest” on his blog!! I had so many thoughts race through my head. What on earth am I going to blog about? I can’t blog as well as Michael! What do people want to hear from a stay at home mom?
Hopefully everyone enjoys this blog, so…. Here it goes!
MONEY SAVING TIPS!!!! Exciting right?!?! Where to start…. My new “job”, is staying at home with our adorable baby boy and keeping our household together. Many sacrifices had to be made to make this possible. Number 1 on the list was SAVING MONEY and living a somewhat frugal lifestyle. Is it worth staying at home with our child? You better believe it!! How long can we make this work? We don’t know! I never take a day at home with my little man for granted.
When shopping for ANYTHING, I am always looking for a deal. Paying full price, makes my stomach hurt. It becomes a game. I can find it cheaper somewhere else! I have a coupon for that!
Having a child CAN be expensive!! Charlie is on formula. That stuff is 25 bucks a can, but my baby needs it. We found out quick that we can get double the formula for the same cost at Sam’s. When Charlie is 6 months old, we can start baby food. I am going to be making it myself. We received a Baby Bullet as a shower gift! SCORE!!! I get to feed our baby fresh and organic fruits and veggies! We don’t use name brand diapers or wipes. I don’t care what brand it is, as long as it holds the mess and cleans it up nicely, I’m happy☺ I am also not a fan of the diaper genies. They add on more expense and boy do they stink. We use good old Kroger bags. I love getting the 20% of coupons from Babies R Us! I hold on to them like a golden ticket. I usually use them for the bigger items.
Groceries!!! You gotta eat!! We meal plan. It works wonders for us. I plan out every single meal and always check the kitchen stock before just rushing off to the store. What do I have? What meals can I make with what I already have? STOP WASTING FOOD PEOPLE!!! I’m sure you have 146 cans of veggies in your kitchen now. Why? Start using them and only buy them, when you need them. Look for sales on meat. You can get great deals on just about any kind. Portion it out and FREEZE it! You like to eat fresh veggies and fruit? Fine! Just plan it in your meal plan. Every two weeks we sit down in the kitchen with our coupons, list and calendar . I write down what we are eating everyday!! Now…. Of course we need to stop in the store every now and then to get some things. We are saving so much money now. It works for us!!! YAY!!!! Saving money at the grocery store is fun and….. you earn FUEL points!!! Saving on gas too??? No!?!? YES!
This blog is getting long. My goal is to stay at home with our child as long as possible. Watching what you spend and planning what you want to spend, is HUGE! We don’t go on spending sprees on the weekends, eat out much and find FREE and fun things to do. The park is such a fun place to go with your family and IT IS FREE. We still don’t “go without” and still live a comfortable lifestyle. It can be hard…. Lets be real! Honestly, if it is your hearts desire, it can work.
We are open to any other suggestions!!! Please share!
Life is too short to always keep with the Jones’!!!
My husband asked me to be a “guest” on his blog!! I had so many thoughts race through my head. What on earth am I going to blog about? I can’t blog as well as Michael! What do people want to hear from a stay at home mom?
Hopefully everyone enjoys this blog, so…. Here it goes!
MONEY SAVING TIPS!!!! Exciting right?!?! Where to start…. My new “job”, is staying at home with our adorable baby boy and keeping our household together. Many sacrifices had to be made to make this possible. Number 1 on the list was SAVING MONEY and living a somewhat frugal lifestyle. Is it worth staying at home with our child? You better believe it!! How long can we make this work? We don’t know! I never take a day at home with my little man for granted.
When shopping for ANYTHING, I am always looking for a deal. Paying full price, makes my stomach hurt. It becomes a game. I can find it cheaper somewhere else! I have a coupon for that!
Having a child CAN be expensive!! Charlie is on formula. That stuff is 25 bucks a can, but my baby needs it. We found out quick that we can get double the formula for the same cost at Sam’s. When Charlie is 6 months old, we can start baby food. I am going to be making it myself. We received a Baby Bullet as a shower gift! SCORE!!! I get to feed our baby fresh and organic fruits and veggies! We don’t use name brand diapers or wipes. I don’t care what brand it is, as long as it holds the mess and cleans it up nicely, I’m happy☺ I am also not a fan of the diaper genies. They add on more expense and boy do they stink. We use good old Kroger bags. I love getting the 20% of coupons from Babies R Us! I hold on to them like a golden ticket. I usually use them for the bigger items.
Groceries!!! You gotta eat!! We meal plan. It works wonders for us. I plan out every single meal and always check the kitchen stock before just rushing off to the store. What do I have? What meals can I make with what I already have? STOP WASTING FOOD PEOPLE!!! I’m sure you have 146 cans of veggies in your kitchen now. Why? Start using them and only buy them, when you need them. Look for sales on meat. You can get great deals on just about any kind. Portion it out and FREEZE it! You like to eat fresh veggies and fruit? Fine! Just plan it in your meal plan. Every two weeks we sit down in the kitchen with our coupons, list and calendar . I write down what we are eating everyday!! Now…. Of course we need to stop in the store every now and then to get some things. We are saving so much money now. It works for us!!! YAY!!!! Saving money at the grocery store is fun and….. you earn FUEL points!!! Saving on gas too??? No!?!? YES!
This blog is getting long. My goal is to stay at home with our child as long as possible. Watching what you spend and planning what you want to spend, is HUGE! We don’t go on spending sprees on the weekends, eat out much and find FREE and fun things to do. The park is such a fun place to go with your family and IT IS FREE. We still don’t “go without” and still live a comfortable lifestyle. It can be hard…. Lets be real! Honestly, if it is your hearts desire, it can work.
We are open to any other suggestions!!! Please share!
Life is too short to always keep with the Jones’!!!
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Fifty Shades of Freakout!
The Wife has been reading "Fifty Shades of Gray" and informed me that she would soon be finished with the first book and that she needed the second book. She used her "sweet, pretty please voice" which she often reverts to when she wants me to buy her something. I kept telling her to wait until Mother's Day and Charlie might get it for her. She swiftly changed to the "pouty, disappointed" voice after that statement. Why do I let this woman work me like that.
I left work and of course stopped at the store. I thought about buying the book and hiding it until Sunday. The problem is that you can not hide anything from Miss Snoopy. She would smell the newly bound pages and find the books anywhere that I hid them. As I was leaving the store I received my "It's past 9:20pm. Where are you call." I played it off as if I had to stop at the store to buy a new can of chew. The ploy worked and I made my way home.
Now I had to get into the house carrying a Kroger bag with a large rectangular shaped object in it. I had already given in to not being able to hide the book until Sunday. I pulled up to the house and of course "Miss Neighborhood Watch" was sitting in the window. I wiped the "I'm up to something" smirk off of my face, quietly closed the car door, army crawled up to the front door and slipped into the house. I proceeded directly to the kitchen and placed the bag on the table.
I took two steps into the living room and heard. "What's in the bag?" I replied, "Brownies! Why don't you go make them?" "I don't feel like it." Jamie replied in a stretched out tired voice.
Lonnie and Kylie were at the house to hang out for the evening. (Jamie's brother and his girlfriend) They sat up like little puppies about to receive a treat when thay heard the word brownies. It took everything that I had to not laugh at the vision of their soon to be disappointed faces.
I kept asking Jamie to make the "brownies", but she would not go in the kitchen. I finally went into the kitchen to make my dinner knowing that she would follow. She opened the bag to find the second book in the series. You would have thought that she was six years old and just got a pony for Christmas. She jumped around and squealed and ran in to the living to show Lonnie and Kylie what I had bought for her. Finally I had pulled off a very unexpected surprise on "Miss You Can't Surprise Me." After Jamie calmed down from her frantic skipping and prancing she returned to the kitchen to get the brownie mix out of the bag. TA-DA! Another book! I went ahead and bought her the third book in the series. She again performed her "skippy, prancy" dance about the room and showed off her new books to Lonnie and Kylie. I had finally pulled off a great surprise.
I returned to the living room with my taco bowl and sat at my desk to eat. The room was quiet other than Jamie still ranting and raving about how happy she was. Lonnie and Kylie sat on the couch like two little kids that had their lollipops taken away. Jamie asked Kylie, "What's wrong?" Kylie replied, "I'm guessing that there are no brownies in the bag?" I apologized for the false excitement that I had created with the brownie ploy.
I left work and of course stopped at the store. I thought about buying the book and hiding it until Sunday. The problem is that you can not hide anything from Miss Snoopy. She would smell the newly bound pages and find the books anywhere that I hid them. As I was leaving the store I received my "It's past 9:20pm. Where are you call." I played it off as if I had to stop at the store to buy a new can of chew. The ploy worked and I made my way home.
Now I had to get into the house carrying a Kroger bag with a large rectangular shaped object in it. I had already given in to not being able to hide the book until Sunday. I pulled up to the house and of course "Miss Neighborhood Watch" was sitting in the window. I wiped the "I'm up to something" smirk off of my face, quietly closed the car door, army crawled up to the front door and slipped into the house. I proceeded directly to the kitchen and placed the bag on the table.
I took two steps into the living room and heard. "What's in the bag?" I replied, "Brownies! Why don't you go make them?" "I don't feel like it." Jamie replied in a stretched out tired voice.
Lonnie and Kylie were at the house to hang out for the evening. (Jamie's brother and his girlfriend) They sat up like little puppies about to receive a treat when thay heard the word brownies. It took everything that I had to not laugh at the vision of their soon to be disappointed faces.
I kept asking Jamie to make the "brownies", but she would not go in the kitchen. I finally went into the kitchen to make my dinner knowing that she would follow. She opened the bag to find the second book in the series. You would have thought that she was six years old and just got a pony for Christmas. She jumped around and squealed and ran in to the living to show Lonnie and Kylie what I had bought for her. Finally I had pulled off a very unexpected surprise on "Miss You Can't Surprise Me." After Jamie calmed down from her frantic skipping and prancing she returned to the kitchen to get the brownie mix out of the bag. TA-DA! Another book! I went ahead and bought her the third book in the series. She again performed her "skippy, prancy" dance about the room and showed off her new books to Lonnie and Kylie. I had finally pulled off a great surprise.
I returned to the living room with my taco bowl and sat at my desk to eat. The room was quiet other than Jamie still ranting and raving about how happy she was. Lonnie and Kylie sat on the couch like two little kids that had their lollipops taken away. Jamie asked Kylie, "What's wrong?" Kylie replied, "I'm guessing that there are no brownies in the bag?" I apologized for the false excitement that I had created with the brownie ploy.
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Coopins!
Thank you to the power of couponing, Jamie can stay home with our baby. I am sure that all of you have seen or heard about these extreme couponers. Extreme couponing is almost a full time job in itself. Most people that are serious couponers spend up to 40 hours a week collecting, clipping and planning their shopping trips. Is it worth it? If you can save what you could have made by working it is.
We get excited when we save $20 for our bi-weekly grocery shopping trip. We have started planning our nightly meals and the new system seems to be working great. We know what we need to buy, we can match up appropriate coupons and we know what the budget is. This system makes for a seamless shopping trip and you have to use less brain cells deciding what you want for supper.
Jamie is very thrifty and always spots good deals. She has rubbed off on me a little and I find myself searching when shopping also. If you can find something on sale, have a store coupon and a manufacturers coupon, you could end up paying next to nothing for the item or find yourself with a store credit. Recently Kroger sent out a packet of coupons that are taylored to your shopping habits. We received some great coupons for items that we always buy. Thank you Kroger! Mix these with a few other coupons and you could save some big money.
When we go shopping without coupons I almost feel guilty knowing that there is no reason we should pay retail price for the items that we are buying. You can spend $1.75 on a sunday paper, visit coupons.com, add coupons to your Kroger plus card, spend an hour planning meals and clipping coupons and save 20-50% at the grocery. That money can add up quickly. With the price of gas going up we need a little extra money for our tanks.
The next time that you go to the grocery and the cashier says, "Do you have any coopins?" be prepared and say, "Why, yes I do."
We get excited when we save $20 for our bi-weekly grocery shopping trip. We have started planning our nightly meals and the new system seems to be working great. We know what we need to buy, we can match up appropriate coupons and we know what the budget is. This system makes for a seamless shopping trip and you have to use less brain cells deciding what you want for supper.
Jamie is very thrifty and always spots good deals. She has rubbed off on me a little and I find myself searching when shopping also. If you can find something on sale, have a store coupon and a manufacturers coupon, you could end up paying next to nothing for the item or find yourself with a store credit. Recently Kroger sent out a packet of coupons that are taylored to your shopping habits. We received some great coupons for items that we always buy. Thank you Kroger! Mix these with a few other coupons and you could save some big money.
When we go shopping without coupons I almost feel guilty knowing that there is no reason we should pay retail price for the items that we are buying. You can spend $1.75 on a sunday paper, visit coupons.com, add coupons to your Kroger plus card, spend an hour planning meals and clipping coupons and save 20-50% at the grocery. That money can add up quickly. With the price of gas going up we need a little extra money for our tanks.
The next time that you go to the grocery and the cashier says, "Do you have any coopins?" be prepared and say, "Why, yes I do."
Monday, May 7, 2012
Charlie's Twin!
I am sorry that I never mentioned it, but Charlie has a twin. Not really, but he thinks that he does. He loves to look in the mirror and laugh at the little boy looking back at him. He may not quite understand who he sees in the mirror, but he knows that he is funny.
The boy in the mirror makes a funny face and they both start laughing hysterically. Charlie waves and the boy in the mirror waves too. Sometimes Charlie does something and realizes that the boy in the mirror does the same thing. He gets a confused look on his face like "Hey, I just did that."
I wish that I knew what was going through his mind when he looks in the mirror and sees Mommy and Daddy holding another baby. He doesn't seem jealous. Is it possible that a four month old knows his own reflection or does he think that it is another baby? I guess that it doesn't really matter if he is having fun.
I found out last night that Charlie also likes to listen to Rush. "Fly by Night" was on a show or commercial, I don't remember, so it was stuck in my head. I was roaming around the house singing it and Charlie was cracking up at my high pitched Geddy Lee impersonation. Charlie started fussing so I played some Rush on my phone and he started laughing. Who needs Brahms lullaby when you have "Tom Sawyer" and "Fly by Night"?
The boy in the mirror makes a funny face and they both start laughing hysterically. Charlie waves and the boy in the mirror waves too. Sometimes Charlie does something and realizes that the boy in the mirror does the same thing. He gets a confused look on his face like "Hey, I just did that."
I wish that I knew what was going through his mind when he looks in the mirror and sees Mommy and Daddy holding another baby. He doesn't seem jealous. Is it possible that a four month old knows his own reflection or does he think that it is another baby? I guess that it doesn't really matter if he is having fun.
I found out last night that Charlie also likes to listen to Rush. "Fly by Night" was on a show or commercial, I don't remember, so it was stuck in my head. I was roaming around the house singing it and Charlie was cracking up at my high pitched Geddy Lee impersonation. Charlie started fussing so I played some Rush on my phone and he started laughing. Who needs Brahms lullaby when you have "Tom Sawyer" and "Fly by Night"?
Saturday, May 5, 2012
Mother's Day!
Mother's Day is right around the corner. Charlie has been talking about what he wants to get for Mommy. Charlie's voice sounds just like Jamie's and he has this amazing ability to talk with his mouth closed. We have not narrowed down exactly what we are going to surprise her with, but I am sure that she will be happy since it is her first official Mother's Day. We might let Mommy sleep in for a while, or maybe make her breakfast in bed, but most likely not. Daddy has to work that day.
Mother's Day in the United States was officially created by Anna Jarvis. Anna wanted a day to honor our mothers. The holiday became very commercialized and soon became known as a "Hallmark Holiday". Anna even called it a "Hallmark Holiday". Anna was not happy with what had become of Mother's Day and even began to oppose the day.
We should honor our mothers every day, but it is nice to declare a day that puts more focus on our mothers and reminds us that they brought us in to the world and they can take us out. Moms are typically pretty easy to please when it comes to gifts from their child. I could probably give Charlie a marker and let him scribble random lines on a homemade card and Jamie would be ecstatic. I need to keep those ideas to myself. That would have been a good one.
Charlie, in his ventriloquist like voice, told me that we should get Mommy a necklace with his name and birthday on it. He even pulled up the website to show me exactly what it was. My child is a prodigy. I am absolutely amazed at how advanced he is for a four month old. Daddy liked the necklace, but Daddy is cheap and thinks the homemade scribble card is a much better idea. It is from the heart and that is what really matters. I am just kidding. Mommy gets just about anything she wants.
It's not about the gifts. The gifts are just concrete items that represent our appreciation. It is about the hugs and kisses that moms love to receive from their babies. I am well into my 20's and my mom still considers me her baby. No matter how old or young you are, show your mom some love on Sunday. Happy Mother's Day to all of you new moms, soon-to-be moms and future moms.
Gentleman, Father's Day comes after Mother's Day for a reason. If you want cool new toys, treat Momma right on Sunday.
Mother's Day in the United States was officially created by Anna Jarvis. Anna wanted a day to honor our mothers. The holiday became very commercialized and soon became known as a "Hallmark Holiday". Anna even called it a "Hallmark Holiday". Anna was not happy with what had become of Mother's Day and even began to oppose the day.
We should honor our mothers every day, but it is nice to declare a day that puts more focus on our mothers and reminds us that they brought us in to the world and they can take us out. Moms are typically pretty easy to please when it comes to gifts from their child. I could probably give Charlie a marker and let him scribble random lines on a homemade card and Jamie would be ecstatic. I need to keep those ideas to myself. That would have been a good one.
Charlie, in his ventriloquist like voice, told me that we should get Mommy a necklace with his name and birthday on it. He even pulled up the website to show me exactly what it was. My child is a prodigy. I am absolutely amazed at how advanced he is for a four month old. Daddy liked the necklace, but Daddy is cheap and thinks the homemade scribble card is a much better idea. It is from the heart and that is what really matters. I am just kidding. Mommy gets just about anything she wants.
It's not about the gifts. The gifts are just concrete items that represent our appreciation. It is about the hugs and kisses that moms love to receive from their babies. I am well into my 20's and my mom still considers me her baby. No matter how old or young you are, show your mom some love on Sunday. Happy Mother's Day to all of you new moms, soon-to-be moms and future moms.
Gentleman, Father's Day comes after Mother's Day for a reason. If you want cool new toys, treat Momma right on Sunday.
Friday, May 4, 2012
Stuff Chicks Like!
When I can not think of anything to blog about I always turn to my creative wife for inspiration. She always says, "Write about stuff that chicks like." Well that narrows it down. I really don't like writing about myself all of the time. I would like to attract a larger audience than just "chicks". You "chicks" are are appreciated though. I would say that 90% of my readers right now are "chicks".
What do chicks like to read about? Sex, scandal, money, twisted murder mysterys, my family and our daily life, funny stuff? I have thought about writing a book that includes all of those unspeakable things, but I have not acted on the idea yet. I like to keep my blogs short and sweet so that you do not become bored and just skim through. I like to discuss relevant topics and share our funny stories. I know that my life is exciting and filled with amazing stories everyday and I should have no problem finding ideas, but you would be surprised. There is a little bit of sarcasm in that last sentence.
I could write about fishing tips and tricks, how to properly execute a buck rattle and grunt or even how to properly cover your self for turkey hunting, but very few chicks are in to that. How about a tutorial on cosmetics? That would be interesting. "Gently apply the foundation over your beard and use a circular motion to evenly spread the mask." I am sure that you would enjoy the pictures that would accompany that post.
Am I making this harder than it should be or is the key to becoming a captivating writer thoroughly thinking through what you are writing? I am winging this post and my thoughts are just flying right to the keyboard. Help me out chicks! I need to know what you like to read about. Please comment. Feedback is important and it is lacking at the current moment. It only takes a few minutes to join the site and follow my blog. This will allow you to comment and you can help me help make your day better.
What do chicks like to read about? Sex, scandal, money, twisted murder mysterys, my family and our daily life, funny stuff? I have thought about writing a book that includes all of those unspeakable things, but I have not acted on the idea yet. I like to keep my blogs short and sweet so that you do not become bored and just skim through. I like to discuss relevant topics and share our funny stories. I know that my life is exciting and filled with amazing stories everyday and I should have no problem finding ideas, but you would be surprised. There is a little bit of sarcasm in that last sentence.
I could write about fishing tips and tricks, how to properly execute a buck rattle and grunt or even how to properly cover your self for turkey hunting, but very few chicks are in to that. How about a tutorial on cosmetics? That would be interesting. "Gently apply the foundation over your beard and use a circular motion to evenly spread the mask." I am sure that you would enjoy the pictures that would accompany that post.
Am I making this harder than it should be or is the key to becoming a captivating writer thoroughly thinking through what you are writing? I am winging this post and my thoughts are just flying right to the keyboard. Help me out chicks! I need to know what you like to read about. Please comment. Feedback is important and it is lacking at the current moment. It only takes a few minutes to join the site and follow my blog. This will allow you to comment and you can help me help make your day better.
Thursday, May 3, 2012
Pin Cushion!
Charlie had to go for his second round of vaccinations today. Anyone that has ever taken their child to the doctor for shots knows how heart breaking it can be. I think Mommy was more upset than Charlie was.
Jamie held his little arms and closed her eyes. I held his chunky legs and prepared for the scream. As the nurse quickly injected three shots into Charlie's thighs his lungs opened up. He let out a terrible cry that could break anyone's heart. Luckily he is tough and the crying didn't last for long. After a nice long nap, everything was just fine.
It was confirmed that Charlie has a few teeth about ready to poke through. He is drooling like his life depends on it. He is chewing on everything that he can get in his mouth. Fingers, toys, blankets, nothing is safe from those chops.
While we were waiting to be called back to the exam room, our little stud muffin spotted a little Philly that was about his age. The charm was turned on. He gave her the eye and started flexing. If he were a peacock I am sure that his feathers would have been up. I think that I heard Charlie say, "Hey Baby." We are going to have our hands full with this little flirt.
Our giant of a child weighed in at a healthy 17 pounds and measured 26 inches in length. He will be taller than me by the time he is in the 5th grade at this rate.
Jamie held his little arms and closed her eyes. I held his chunky legs and prepared for the scream. As the nurse quickly injected three shots into Charlie's thighs his lungs opened up. He let out a terrible cry that could break anyone's heart. Luckily he is tough and the crying didn't last for long. After a nice long nap, everything was just fine.
It was confirmed that Charlie has a few teeth about ready to poke through. He is drooling like his life depends on it. He is chewing on everything that he can get in his mouth. Fingers, toys, blankets, nothing is safe from those chops.
While we were waiting to be called back to the exam room, our little stud muffin spotted a little Philly that was about his age. The charm was turned on. He gave her the eye and started flexing. If he were a peacock I am sure that his feathers would have been up. I think that I heard Charlie say, "Hey Baby." We are going to have our hands full with this little flirt.
Our giant of a child weighed in at a healthy 17 pounds and measured 26 inches in length. He will be taller than me by the time he is in the 5th grade at this rate.
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
Bed Wetter!
I woke up at 5am this morning to a very wet feeling on my legs. At first I just thought that the sheets were cool from the fan blowing on them. I soon realized that they were actually wet. I thought to my self, "Did I just....." I felt around the bed and the wet spot seemed to only be around my legs, but a little closer to Jamie's side of the bed. "Did she just..."
I sat up and said, "Why is the bed wet? Did you pee in the bed?" Jamie, being half asleep, looked around, and I know that she was thinking to herself, "I might have?" I was dry, she was dry, but the bed was wet. Did we have a leak in the roof? Was the window open to let the rain blow in? I was perplexed.
The wet feeling was only under the blankets not on top. This was very starnge. Was I bleeding profusely from an unknown wound in my leg? I searched for answers, but could find no cause for the wetness. I started to freak out thinking some kind of well dwelling demon had entered my bed and left it's mark. Were we visited by aliens that slime you during an abduction? Maybe the sandman had to relieve himself while stopping at our house. I had no clue what happened.
Jamie finally came out of her zombie like coma and said to me, "It might be a bottle?" First question, why is the bottle in our bed and not on the floor or table if it had liquid left in it and how much liquid was left in the bottle to make such a huge puddle in our bed? After searching for what seemed like eternity, I found the bottle. It was tucked away at the very foot of our bed and had left a trail as it made its way down. I gave Jamie the "Did you really do that" stare, but of course she could not see it in the dark. I am sure that she knew I was a little upset though. I guess that I will forgive her since she is the one that works the night shift with the baby and she is tired. I just hope that she does not start sleep walking and leaving dangerous items in the bed.
This ordeal started to concern me. Was I losing bladder control or even worse was my wife peeing on me? I know that women like to mark their territory, but sheesh, you don't have to spray me while I am asleep. I still might buy some depends anyway.
I sat up and said, "Why is the bed wet? Did you pee in the bed?" Jamie, being half asleep, looked around, and I know that she was thinking to herself, "I might have?" I was dry, she was dry, but the bed was wet. Did we have a leak in the roof? Was the window open to let the rain blow in? I was perplexed.
The wet feeling was only under the blankets not on top. This was very starnge. Was I bleeding profusely from an unknown wound in my leg? I searched for answers, but could find no cause for the wetness. I started to freak out thinking some kind of well dwelling demon had entered my bed and left it's mark. Were we visited by aliens that slime you during an abduction? Maybe the sandman had to relieve himself while stopping at our house. I had no clue what happened.
Jamie finally came out of her zombie like coma and said to me, "It might be a bottle?" First question, why is the bottle in our bed and not on the floor or table if it had liquid left in it and how much liquid was left in the bottle to make such a huge puddle in our bed? After searching for what seemed like eternity, I found the bottle. It was tucked away at the very foot of our bed and had left a trail as it made its way down. I gave Jamie the "Did you really do that" stare, but of course she could not see it in the dark. I am sure that she knew I was a little upset though. I guess that I will forgive her since she is the one that works the night shift with the baby and she is tired. I just hope that she does not start sleep walking and leaving dangerous items in the bed.
This ordeal started to concern me. Was I losing bladder control or even worse was my wife peeing on me? I know that women like to mark their territory, but sheesh, you don't have to spray me while I am asleep. I still might buy some depends anyway.
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Toys a'R'e Us!
When we take Charlie out somewhere I always seem to find something little that I want to buy for him. Yesterday at Target I made it a point to avoid the toy aisle. As we were finishing up our shopping Jamie decided to go to, yes, "The Toy Aisle!"
We would grab a toy from the shelf and show it to Charlie to see if he was interested in it. He may only be four months old, but he knows what is going on. The first toy was something that spun like a top when you pushed the handle and he quickly shot that down. The next toy was a small ring with spinning block style "things" on it. No interest. Then Jamie grabbed a spherical toy that was colorful and had large holes in it that would be easy for Charlie to hold on to. Bingo! That was the one he wanted. He liked it so much that he snatched it out of Mommy's hands and proceeded to direct it to his never-ending drool fountain. Before we could stop him, he had left his mark.
The toy was secured firmly in his grasp and his tongue was going to town covering it in saliva. You know the saying, "If you lick it, Mommy and daddy have to buy it." We had been duped by a four month old. Oh, trust me, he knew what he was doing. Don't let that cute little smile fool you. It was hillarious to watch him try to get the ball in his mouth. He looked like a Giraffe trying to eat leaves from a branch. His neck stretched out, tongue going crazy and his strong little hands trying to rip it apart.
If we fell for this trick I can only imagine what Charlie's grandparents are going to end up buying him. "Charlie! Stop licking the Power-Wheels!" I may have to upgrade to an SUV to be able to bring home all of his new loot. I love my boy and want to make him happy, so I really didn't mind buying him a treat. Besides, he did just roll over for the first time. That is a pretty big accomplishment for a baby.
We would grab a toy from the shelf and show it to Charlie to see if he was interested in it. He may only be four months old, but he knows what is going on. The first toy was something that spun like a top when you pushed the handle and he quickly shot that down. The next toy was a small ring with spinning block style "things" on it. No interest. Then Jamie grabbed a spherical toy that was colorful and had large holes in it that would be easy for Charlie to hold on to. Bingo! That was the one he wanted. He liked it so much that he snatched it out of Mommy's hands and proceeded to direct it to his never-ending drool fountain. Before we could stop him, he had left his mark.
The toy was secured firmly in his grasp and his tongue was going to town covering it in saliva. You know the saying, "If you lick it, Mommy and daddy have to buy it." We had been duped by a four month old. Oh, trust me, he knew what he was doing. Don't let that cute little smile fool you. It was hillarious to watch him try to get the ball in his mouth. He looked like a Giraffe trying to eat leaves from a branch. His neck stretched out, tongue going crazy and his strong little hands trying to rip it apart.
If we fell for this trick I can only imagine what Charlie's grandparents are going to end up buying him. "Charlie! Stop licking the Power-Wheels!" I may have to upgrade to an SUV to be able to bring home all of his new loot. I love my boy and want to make him happy, so I really didn't mind buying him a treat. Besides, he did just roll over for the first time. That is a pretty big accomplishment for a baby.
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