For Mother's Day Jamie received a basket of goodies from my mom. The basket included several items, razors lotion and what not. Jamie brought the basket into the living room to see all of the items that were in the basket and decided to apply some of her new lotion. Lonnie and Kylie were with us and they too wanted some lotion for their dry skin.
I turned down the offer of lotion for my skin because I am a man and I like rough skin. All three of them took a turn to smell the lotion and were amazed at the wonderful smell. They each took a generous amount of lotion in their hand and began to apply it to them selves. They just could not get over the very aromatic fragrance. I thought it smelled good and I usually do not care for lotions and fragrances.
The three Lotioneers were having a ball rubbing the lotion on their arms, legs and neck. "This is very smooth and moisturizing!" exclaimed Jamie. Kylie agreed and they continued their lotion party. I started to feel very unmanly with this female ritual taking place around me. I started to think to myself, "Should I get some lotion too? Lonnie is using it. Nah, lotion feels weird on my skin."
Everyone was all lotioned up and Lonnie and I were about to continue our death and destruction on Call of Duty when all three of the Lotioneers got a weird look on their face. They looked at their skin and it started to feel very sticky. Lonnie said, "This is some weird lotion." Jamie grabbed the bottle and noticed that it was body wash. All three of them ran to the sink to wash off this "wonderful lotion". I almost peed myself laughing and thanked them for another wonderful blog idea.
Don't judge your lotion by the scent. Read the label and follow the instructions on the bottle.
I turned down the offer of lotion for my skin because I am a man and I like rough skin. All three of them took a turn to smell the lotion and were amazed at the wonderful smell. They each took a generous amount of lotion in their hand and began to apply it to them selves. They just could not get over the very aromatic fragrance. I thought it smelled good and I usually do not care for lotions and fragrances.
The three Lotioneers were having a ball rubbing the lotion on their arms, legs and neck. "This is very smooth and moisturizing!" exclaimed Jamie. Kylie agreed and they continued their lotion party. I started to feel very unmanly with this female ritual taking place around me. I started to think to myself, "Should I get some lotion too? Lonnie is using it. Nah, lotion feels weird on my skin."
Everyone was all lotioned up and Lonnie and I were about to continue our death and destruction on Call of Duty when all three of the Lotioneers got a weird look on their face. They looked at their skin and it started to feel very sticky. Lonnie said, "This is some weird lotion." Jamie grabbed the bottle and noticed that it was body wash. All three of them ran to the sink to wash off this "wonderful lotion". I almost peed myself laughing and thanked them for another wonderful blog idea.
Don't judge your lotion by the scent. Read the label and follow the instructions on the bottle.
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